I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

 

platonic-suggestions:

Friendships can be just as toxic as any other type of relationship. It’s okay to cut toxic friends out of your life. You don’t have to suffer through it just because they’re your “friend.” I know it’s hard, but better people will come.

selinas:

“Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.“

Matilda (1996) 

oblomovite:
“ i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke
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oblomovite:

i’m very tired, forgot what clickhole was, and forgot that i had a wordfilter on that replaces every instance of the name “donald trump” with “scrooge mcduck” so needless to say i thought i was having a stroke 

duskyhuedladysatan:

girlwholovesturtles:

gaymermell:

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

draco–malfoy:

After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.

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My humble contribution

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i love it everyone keep it coming

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I’m not very good but god I love that vid so

FUCK YEA MORE MORE MORE

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not very good (out of practice) but this one is my favorite lol

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keep it going

keep it goin keep it goin 

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Keep it going?

snorlaxatives:

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

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@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”